Bloodhound Gang lyrics
Bloodhound Gang lyrics
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics"
X-Mas Song lyrics
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, everybody was stoned, even the mouse Man from the courthouse, and me from jail, I just settled down, to get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick, and busted my bladder I went downstairs, and what did i see, a fat little red fagget, hanging from a tree He stuffed the stockings, with reefers and be
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, everybody was stoned, even the mouse Man from the courthouse, and me from jail, I just settled down, to get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick, and busted my bladder I went downstairs, and what did i see, a fat little red fagget, hanging from a tree He stuffed the stockings, with reefers and be
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
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We Bust lyrics
(feat. Ghetto Commission, Krazy) [Silkk talking] Ok P, I think they done fucked up now, right? We have to bring the headbusters down From that 504, ya'll know wha w bout, ya heard me? [chorus (Krazy) 1X] These bitch niggas can't fuck wit' us We bust I guess I gotta show you niggas you could be touched. Me and my souljas, we be bout, 50 deep The life that we livin' we can't slip o
his pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls (feat. Ghetto Commission, Krazy) [Silkk talking] Ok P, I think they done fucked up now, right? We have to bring the headbusters down From that 504, ya'll know wha w bout, ya heard me? [chorus (Krazy) 1X] These bitch niggas can't fuck wit' us We bust I guess I gotta show you niggas you could be touched. Me and my souljas, we be bout, 50 deep The life that we livin' we can't slip o
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how
Largo lyrics
(Handel) Ombra mai fu, divergetabile Carad amabile, soavre piu
she can make all my fantasies come true. (Handel) Ombra mai fu, divergetabile Carad amabile, soavre piu
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had
I Tried To Leave You lyrics
I tried to leave you, I don't deny I closed the book on us, at least a hundred times. I'd wake up every morning by your side. The years go by, you lose your pride. The baby's crying, so you do not go outside, and all your work it's right before your eyes. Goodnight, my darling, I hope you're satisfied, the bed is kind of narrow, but my arms are open wide. And here's a man still working for your smile.
passed when I popped the clutch, I tried to leave you, I don't deny I closed the book on us, at least a hundred times. I'd wake up every morning by your side. The years go by, you lose your pride. The baby's crying, so you do not go outside, and all your work it's right before your eyes. Goodnight, my darling, I hope you're satisfied, the bed is kind of narrow, but my arms are open wide. And here's a man still working for your smile.
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'